Tampon

In and out , x17

A tampon is a product tht girls shove up there pssy , so a man doesn’t stick there pepe in there 😺
“I need a tampon”

“B df u need tht for ..? Cant stick my unicorn horn up there ..!?”

by qtvxsa March 16, 2022

Tampon schlagen

Mit einer frau die ihre Periode hat sexuelle Handlungen durchführen wie zum Beispiel Sex oder fisting

Das Wort entstand durch ein Missverständnis

Es würde eigentlich tannenbaum schlagen gesagt

Danach haben wir darüber diskutiert was man unter Tampon schlagen verstehen kann

by Helden February 21, 2022

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

by Shuaman June 9, 2021

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina

I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!

by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024

Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged

Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again

by LiberalTears101 January 28, 2025