by YourLocalBadmintonPlayer May 30, 2020
Get the Paris Taylormug. "The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).
Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Guy 1: Dude! Did you know there was a Paris, Texas?
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
by texasgirl11234 November 29, 2012
Get the Paris, Texasmug. by hitler July 30, 2004
Get the paris hiltonmug. someone who is overrated. however, i dont agree that everyone is saying. example: calling her anorexic is offensive to anerexic people. anerexia is a disease not a choice or flaw. shes alright in my opinion.
by Lil Cutiex3 April 28, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug. I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.
by the2ndflood February 15, 2008
Get the Paris Facelessmug. A 5'7 ghost wandered the streets until a new opportunity to farm appeared in Miami, FL where he now farms against innocent American farmers. He recently farmed vs FC Dallas but if you shout Europe, he'll disappear
"I saw a ghost last night at the inter-Miami stadium"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"
by honest pessidog fan August 8, 2023
Get the Ghost of Parismug. A beautiful, smart, attractive girl who has her mind set on one boy always. She may be beautiful but no one ever sees it. She wishes more people did. She may be happy on the outside and not in the inside.
by Pearbear October 21, 2017
Get the paris ambermug.