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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
mugGet the how do you dress yourself in the morningmug.

National dress up as bf/gf day

August 5th is national dress up as your bf/gf day so dress up as your romantic partner
It's National dress up as bf/gf day so dress of as your bf or gf
by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 25, 2022
mugGet the National dress up as bf/gf daymug.

the dress is dressing

Doing what it's supposed to do. Looking good
She is wearing that dress. The dress is dressing.
by anonymous March 21, 2025
mugGet the the dress is dressingmug.

Dress

by Arminkshipper June 14, 2024
mugGet the Dressmug.

well put me in a dress and call me susie

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
mugGet the well put me in a dress and call me susiemug.

School Dress Code

Girl 1:I hate school dress codes.
Girl 2:I know right?
Guy:What are you guys talking about?
by Hatchdrk May 28, 2023
mugGet the School Dress Codemug.

The Dress

A dress that some people see as blue and black, or white and gold, depending on their absorbation of light. (Some people see other colors)
A: The Dress is obviously blue and black! It’s originally blue and black too!
B: You sure? I see white and gold.
C: I got red and orange, what are you guys talking about?
by wwwstarkasacom April 26, 2023
mugGet the The Dressmug.

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