Friend Zone

the last place any guy wants to be when he likes a girl

GuyA:dude i totaly like this gurl,but im stuck in the friend zone
GuyB:that blows monky testicales

by Antwon charles fisher III July 12, 2007

Friend Zone

The shittiest place to be when trying to start a relationship with someone you like. The friend zone is worse then being told no because it is like putting a carrot on a stick in front of a Horse, and watching it chase after the carrot with no success, leading you on forever and fuckin ever.

Tommy: Hey, what do you think about you and me?
Caitlin: Sorry Tom, I think we're just friends.
Tommy: Friend zone, just Dandy...

by "Just a Friend(Unfortunately)" December 25, 2008

no fly zone

A social venue (eg. bar, club, lounge, house party) devoid of attractive females, the status of which can change based on shifting venue demographics and/or one's level of inebriation.

Dude, I thought you said there were going to be hella fine ladies. This place is a no fly zone.

It's okay, man. Here, have some Patron.

by UrbanLexicologist April 6, 2010

Red Zone

A drink consisting of Sailor Jerry rum and Mountain Dew Code Red.

Do you feel like stepping in the red zone or are you gonna be a little bitch.

by Theodore Broosevelt March 30, 2010

FWB Zone

a girl who is good enough to bang as a friend or NSA, but not enough to date. Basically the male equivalent of a friend zone.

Becky has a fugly face but knows how to suck a mean dick, so I gotta have the FWB zone talk with her.

by omfgireallydontcare November 8, 2014

o-zone

The boy group created by Dan Balan, who probably lays awake at night regretting his decision to dissolve the group in January 2005. Rumor has it that it was not an entirely a professional decision; rather, Mr. Balan was no longer amused by Arsenie Todiras, and threw him away like so much used Kleenex.

Dan: Stop touching me. People will think O-zone is gay.
Arsenie: I hate you. You are a dirty rat bastard.

by freakstain May 13, 2006

The No Spin Zone

Ironically named zone in which spin occurs in great abundance.

"I watched Bill O'Reilly the other night, and actually the No Spin Zone had quite a lot of spin."

"You don't watch his show much, do you?"

by spinstartshere April 13, 2006