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Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar
While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder
by anonymous January 15, 2022
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whale-ko

A rather large human being who eats everything in sight. They get out of breath from walking up stairs and enjoys buffets.
"Who's that girl over there with her head in the fridge?"
"Oh, just Whale-ko"
by Da Nun December 2, 2009
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Explode the Whale

1. An action that has has good intent, but has quite unexpected and possibly messy consequences.

2. Naming the source of conflict and getting it out in the open. The results of which may not be pretty, but it is far better than leaving it to fester.

3. The abrupt release of any unresolved tension that has built up over time, whether intentionally or randomly. With unpleasant results.

ORIGIN

The Oregon Whale Explosion of 1970

A Brief History of Exploding Whales (from theatlantic.com/technology)
Origin:
The Oregon Whale Explosion of 1970 can be seen as a metaphor for life situations, when you intend something quite different to what actually happens.

Other notable whale explosions mirror that awkward situation in life when you realize you can't let something just sit there and fester, but doing something about it will get messy.

Examples:

in a meeting: "Look we all know what's going on - why don't we just explode the whale and deal with it."

from theatrical improv: where a partner abruptly shuts down the scene by doing something too outrageous. "When you shot the other guy in your scene you really exploded the whale"

Waiting for something bad to happen: "Wow, this situation is tense…any minute now the whale's going to explode! And I don't want to be around when it happens!"
by steeroop May 2, 2014
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whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018
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Whale Spout

The Whale Spout is when a guy is jacking off and spouts cum all over his partner. He then proceeds to pee all over the room while screaming like a whale
Damn bro, I think Jenna loved the Whale Spout I gave her the other night!
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Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe
Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro
by Oakey-dokey May 12, 2016
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Whale gang

People with massive pps and are super good and cool they also prefer whales over turtles because whales are amazing and whale gang members always have each other’s back
by Whale gang March 22, 2020
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