Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic

Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie

by Billiam wonks william February 01, 2022

super weenie hut jr

the bar where guys who stick their dicks in coconuts go.

sean: hey watch out for that guy! i saw him walking out of super weenie hut jr.

emma: what were you doing outside of super weenie hut jr???

sean: ...

by weird ass ploopy January 15, 2025

Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.

I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.

by Joey Norris December 28, 2018

weenie retriever

A cross between a golden retriever and a dachshund. Also see golden weenie.

My best friend got a weenie retriever. She named her Jenna.

by Wikastark October 02, 2017

The weenie hut

Any road side hotdog stand

The croch area on a man

The guy ran off the road and destroyed my weenie hut and the guy working it.

Joe just kicked him in the weenie hut, dannnnng must have hurt

by Benthegr8 July 01, 2018

Really tiny weenie

Another way of saying micropenis, very small and skinny

Gryphon has a really tiny weenie.

by Qazzaqwert September 23, 2017

Weenie-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 01, 2024