Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025

I lost my Metamask wallet

Update of my previous definition of this word :
The copypasta can bait about as many as 80 bots (often 50-60) to reply you + less than 20 likes (commonly 10-15).

Usage : You can use this to ratio anyone (minus Elon Musk & Donald Drumpf)
Warning : You'll likely to get your account banned if you keep pasting it on their accounts.

I lost my Metamask wallet, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay.

by Shiine-1 March 11, 2025

Man wallet

When a man is incarcerated he uses his buttock to keister merchandise. Also known as his Man Wallet.

One inmate says to another inmate "Quick stick this in your man wallet, the guards are coming"

by Vana213 March 23, 2025

Betsy's Wallet

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.

Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.

by nocharge May 15, 2023

chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.

Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.

by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024

Thin Wallet Energy

When a girl begs you for your money because they don’t have any money themselves. They will keep asking for your money, when they have nothing to offer back themselves.

All Stacy does is beg for money for food and to get her nails done. It gives off some real thin wallet energy!

by TheMaleDictionary21 July 26, 2024