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Yellow Wallet

Carried around by a strong percentage of homosexual men.

Very high indication that the carrier is a window washer.

When opened in a public area it is like a beam of light that shines from above indicating to fellow homosexuals that the carrier of said yellow wallet is willing and able to have sexual relations with other men in the area.
Juan loves flashing his yellow wallet when he goes to the grocery store. He always gets lucky.
by BoomBoomMcJerkin October 25, 2020
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fat wallet

damn bro, hannah’s got a FAT WALLET
by shlongshlanger October 30, 2022
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fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
mugGet the fuck you in the walletmug.

Wallet rape

Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.
Man 1: Hey you should play world of warcraft.
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape

Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape
by Mr Fluffy Paws September 22, 2017
mugGet the Wallet rapemug.

Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol
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Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.
-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.
by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022
mugGet the Wallet Tunamug.

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024
mugGet the Wallet bonermug.

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