Wyatt Wank

When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.

Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.

by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023

Pulled a Wyatt

A phenomenon comprised of one's inherent lack of fulfillment of obligation; especially emanating from one's own insouciant action(s), yet directly, negatively impacting numerous individuals, otherwise independent of said circumstance's provenance.

Bishop pulled a wyatt so we're canceling the activity today.

by notwyattiswear March 22, 2023

Wyatt

He has the biggest PP none to man, he secretly has super powers and can do anything he wants, he is the best person you’ll ever know.

Wyatt is being defined as him

by Theonlyhimothy9 March 22, 2023

Wyatt

A wyatt is when someone acts like a big baby and ghosts you for something they did.

“Omg girl I know he did not just pull a wyatt on you…”

by diaryofurmama 😉 June 22, 2024

Wyatt Dangler

When your wife snorts your excessive large skin tag through her nose, pulling it out your mouth.

It turns me on so much when my wife does the Wyatt Dangler on me.

by DroptheFlag June 26, 2024

Wyatt

Wyatts are dumbasses

Wyatt is a Dumbass

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Wyatt Larson

A very Stinky and Acne Faced boy.

That boy is Wyatt Larson, he stank!

by PudgeGang July 7, 2024