Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.

Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.

by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011

Best Wishes

(Mostly) Passive aggressive for "I hope you die tonight for what you've done that caused me extreme anger". Other variants are "Wish you all the best", "Best of luck", or anything along those lines.

Here's an example of where "Best Wishes" might be used:
Abcde,
I appreciate you looking after the house while I was out, and I loved how you cleaned it, but I have noticed a few of my items are missing. I am not accusing you of stealing, however, it would be nice if you could tell me where you had my great-great-grandfather's time keeper, as it is very important to my family. I have looked every possible place for it to be, yet I haven't seen it.
Please tell me where it is, as we have a family reunion in a month, and I will hire you, but you must tell me where it is, as my family wishes to see what it looks like, and what the future holders of it will be given in the future.

Best wishes,
John

by TheOriginalHobo November 27, 2014

wishful vibrating

when you thought your phone vibrated, but it didn't. occurs most often when you are hoping to get a call from that certain someone. this has replaced the 'checking the dial tone' maneuver.

debbie: did he call yet?

jenna: no, but, i swear, i felt my phone vibrate, like, ten times.

debbie: you were wishful vibrating.

jenna: i hate the bus.

by Miss Takin I. Dentity February 4, 2010

Wishboning

Taking fisting to a whole new level, wishboning is when you use your elbow to fist your sexual partner. The elbow is bent, thus giving your elbow and arm a wishbone shape.

Traditional with wishbone customs, if your arm is broken in the process, you may make a wish.

Carl: Hey man, I heard you screaming "Louisiana Fast" last night, are you alright?
Jim: I'm more than alright. I was wishboning my first girl last night... wanna sign my cast?

by MrFinkle12 January 17, 2017

Wishboning

When 2 male partners put hot wax on each others balls then press them together and wait for it to harden. Once hardened they both yank and whoever's balls are then wax free gets fucked in the ass.

Tom and I were wishboning last night. I lost, but now by balls are soo smooth, like velvet!

by RiddleKing May 3, 2018

Golden Wishbone

Golden Wishbone is when someone pisses their pants. Plain and Simple. When it starts there is a dark spot that soon runs down both legs looking like a wishbone. Some people also refer to it as the Golden Arch.

I once drank to much and passed out. Even though I was sleeping my kidneys weren't. When I woke I noticed that I had the Golden Wishbone

by gigman June 11, 2009

wishbone

a gorgeous looking female that you desperately would love to give a good seeing to despite the fact that she is blatantly 14

"Hey Mike, Check out that babe!"
"Leaveit out Ben, she's a wishbone!"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003