wankstead

Someone who is a retarded disabled person, with the intention of masturbating as well as being an asshole

“You’re a fat fuck”
“Shut the fuck up you wankstead”

by Noodleman234 March 31, 2021

wankstuds

Warts on the hand(s) of a woman, which will abrade against areas of a gentleman’s nudger, should they be engaging in him receiving manual relief from her .

“Ooh them wankstuds aren’t half stimulating my Bishop , Brenda “

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Wangsta gangsta

A wanker who joins his wanking pals in chatrooms instead of finding real-life sex. Zac/craig are good examples of this mental condition.

Wangsta gangsta males join in chat to wank off together.

by Goonie's Revenge October 10, 2023

wanksack

a wanksack is someone who doesnt have a big enough dick so they have to wank their ball-sack.

"that guys so annoying, hes a wanksack."

by Aedan. W November 5, 2023

Wankspangling Bunglecunt

A VERY British curse for when you really really REALLY hate someone. Use at your own risk

You wankspangling bunglecunt
He is such a wankspangling bunglecunt

by Human Google February 22, 2024

Wanktard

Mark gale

Mark is a wanktard

by I am a Condom March 5, 2024

wankspaniel

A person that’s really fucking annoying, but a bit of a wetter. Doesn’t quite hit Thundercunt status because they’re too pathetic.

Oh god Trevor, you’re such a wankspaniel.

by No1Lils July 21, 2024