do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

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wambulance

n. what you call for when you've got a whiner on your hands.

<Guy 1> "Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"

by Barcoder June 20, 2008

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Caddy Wampus

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door

You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!

by Couch Boy March 2, 2009

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Wamen

Wamen means, a woman eating ramen

Look there thats a wamen

by Captain Loin June 26, 2017

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Wampire

A cross between an Umpire and a Vampire. They pose little threat to the human race as their only power is calling a baseball game down the middle and they are only able to come out at night.

-Holy shit! Is that a Vampire?

--No dude! I think it's an umpire!

---You guys are dumbasses. It's nothing but a harmless wampire.

by Nacho Supreme September 28, 2008

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