Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.

I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.

by OldOllie July 21, 2016

TeamRK VIKING

An amazing Gears of War, Halo, and Call of Duty player on X-Box Live. Great with the sniper rifle.

TeamRK VIKING just killed me again!

by ImAStraightKilla September 29, 2010

Leonardo Da Vinci

cool ass guy, an arist.
Belonged to a cult, and was gay.
Read the Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, fag.

Read the fucking Da Vinci Code.

I m a g a n g s t a.

by fff May 3, 2004

vikings

It is where a team knows how to do something, but they choke.

The vikings choke to the saints, especially because of Brett Favre and Petersen, costing their team a trip to superbowl.

My team choked under pressure during the presentation yesterday

by jimmy jamesss January 25, 2010

Viki'ism

Vast understatement or obtuse euphemism

A Viki'ism: use of "interesting" to mean terrifying and potentially hazardous

by EtonMess August 17, 2004

da Vinci Code'd

slang term meaning to reveal a hidden or unknown truth, though the term may be used sarcastically, being used when something obvious is stated.

derived from the Dan Brown novel, The Da Vinci Code, where an anti-Christian organization is brought to light.

Bob: The sky is blue.
Dan: You just got da Vinci code'd!

by pilaman! July 15, 2008

vikibee

Is that lil vikibee who wants to hold da wonicles close to his chest and keep her warm and hug her 4 eva. And make her feel safe and happy.

"AWWWWWWWWW my lil roni bear"

by TYRESE April 5, 2003