Hardcore Vegan

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.

Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No

by Tom February 17, 2005

emo vegan

1. An emo whom is also a vegan. 2. Some thing you call someone when they are whining about the environment, food contents, get new pants that are way too tight, or if there acting like a little pussy. 3. A genre of music ie. hedley, good charlotte, 30 seconds from mars

Look at that fucking emo vegan eating a tofu burger

by jonnytyronne April 24, 2011

Maryland Vegan

A vegan who will still eat crabs.

Let's go get crabs! Oh wait I forgot you're vegan.

It's okay I'm a Maryland Vegan

by Gonzo Writer August 28, 2013

Vegan Cum

The best kind of cum.

Carter loves vegan cum.
Ryne hates when people talk about vegan cum.

by Jareomy November 10, 2020

near vegan

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey

Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.

by Usern789 October 5, 2011

word vegan

a word vegan is a person who doesn't say any bad words, even things like crap and stupid. See word vegitarian and word carnivore for more info.:)

She got mad at me when I said she was stupid because she was a word vegan.

by a word vegan June 11, 2008

white veganism

White veganism is the pure and true variety of veganism. Most vegans dont realize that not only are they making an ethical and environmental choice, but they are forgetting the serious undertones of racism and colonization. If you dont eat animal products that's no longer good enough! Isnt that exciting?! You must only eat the plants that grow naturally in your immediate area that you've found and identified yourself and drink rain water from a puddle. You also can not use anything made in any sort of factory, bought in a store or invented by a human being if you want to be a true vegan. You are however allowed to use iPhones to post videos and blogs about how cool you are, because they are made in Chinese sweatshops. Which has nothing to do with systemic racism, animals rights or classism.

"Why are those people, over there eating a salad and drinking tea instead of tree bark and swamp water? Its disgusting!"

"They must be ignorant to their own white veganism... should we tell them their personal choices that dont affect me are wrong?"
"YAS QUEEN! That would really help them."
"Please dont use that kind of gender specific language with me..."

by LogsArelife February 24, 2021