Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.
RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"
Student: "But why not?"
Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"
Student: "?"
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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)
Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"
Student going to Metea: "Metea :("
Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"
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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")
Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"
Kid: "Why?"
Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"
Kid: -_-
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Metea Valley High School at its finest
Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"
Student: "But why not?"
Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"
Student: "?"
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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)
Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"
Student going to Metea: "Metea :("
Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"
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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")
Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"
Kid: "Why?"
Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"
Kid: -_-
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Metea Valley High School at its finest
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They have only 3 schools there; a single elementary school, a middle school, and a small high school. This is without including Bryn Athyn, an even smaller community and even more of an isolated bubble located within the slightly larger but still really small bubble that is Huntingdon Valley.
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They have only 3 schools there; a single elementary school, a middle school, and a small high school. This is without including Bryn Athyn, an even smaller community and even more of an isolated bubble located within the slightly larger but still really small bubble that is Huntingdon Valley.
HV features a surprisingly high Jewish population, a virtually non-existent crime-rate, and no valleys or mountains whatsoever.
The top addictions in the city: Uggs, texting, facebook, and getting kicked out of school dances.
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A "Where's that?"
B "Uh, it's like in Philly"
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