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valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.
Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!
by valentiner :) August 2, 2017
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valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
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Valentine

Valentine is a person really fun. She can be a bad bitch of she wants. If you have a Valentine as a friend, you’re lucky because she’s gonna be here for you and loves you for ever.
Oh your friend’s name’s Valentine? You’re soooooo lucky
by V.ltn November 23, 2021
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Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.
Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube
by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021
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Valentine

A really nice and cute looking girl who turns out to be ACTUAL GOD, LIKE SHE IS GOD
Every night i pray to Valentine before i go to sleep
by Lucypokemonmastress November 22, 2021
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[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020
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Valentine's day

A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018
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