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Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist
Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist
by Box_head February 13, 2019
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Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.
by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020
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valee

hot girl. who’s very beautiful. very rad hair. also very artistic strong and smart. a lot of good things bundled into one
damn have you met valee, she’s so cool
by A human who was born April 9, 2020
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Valentimes

When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021
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show bob open vagene

Indian man mispells "boob"" and "vagina", hence the meme, show bob open vagene, there are many variations to this meme with extentions.
being defined as a pickup line. For example: hellor deer butiful show bob open vagene
by MemeDefiner November 28, 2017
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Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.
Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!
by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007
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Valentine's Day

Stupid holiday that allows females to set high expectations for men to do something "romantic" with the consequence of not doing something getting yelled at for a year or possibly a break up. Also a day of happiness for single males, who don't have to purchase anyone anything and a day of depression for single females because they set impossible standards that nobody will be able to reach and don't understand why they are single
Single female: I'm so depressed cause it's Valentine's Day and I've never had a Valentine. Female in relationship: My boyfriend/husband better do something amazing for Valentine's Day. Single male: I don't have to buy anybody a present today! Male in relationship: Better do something romantic or I'll never hear the end of it
by hipster_chick516 March 14, 2012
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