twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.

Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...

by maja2000 June 6, 2017

Twitter Tever

The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.

Two friends are in Best Buy.

Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.

Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.

by TwitterTever December 8, 2010

Twitter Orgy

The act of creating a mob on Twitter by tagging a multiple people in a post. The purposes of a Twitter Orgy is typically to get those tagged to respond to your post.

It is akin to a person IRL muttering to themselves loudly in public with the hopes of people hearing them and engaging with them.

It is a cheap form of attempting to engage people.

@Mary was looking for people to gang up on @Steve, so she started a Twitter Orgy and tagged half of the school in her post about him.

by Amsterdam74 February 15, 2019

twitter jitter

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"

Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Twitter Sex

The act of liking the same tweet(s) as another person to an extent such that the “liked tweet” tab of the people in question seems to be an exact replica of the other.

Dude my timeline is insane Rayna and Jamal are having twitter sex rn 🤨😱

by afrodite9 July 2, 2021

school twitter

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate

random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*

by erinlovesolive February 18, 2018

Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015