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Turner Middle School

Full of young trashy ghetto white girls and fake ass hood ni*gas that be smoking in the bathrooms and they all smell like the gym lockers. The school just over shitty. What the fuck is the point of bear time, and why they just let the white girls act hood.
Kids that go to Turner Middle School and fake and childish
by SayOnGod February 25, 2020
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Turner burner

A turner burner is the cheapest sorta freak that smokes tuner tobacco for £4 a 50g pouch and gets through a pouch every few days. A heavy smoker and a smoker of the cheapest most frowned upon tobacco.
Errr Andy you little turner burner.
by GrittyNitty April 9, 2020
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Turn a trick

Stems from winning books or tricks in cards. It means to trade in a winning for collateral, usually sexual favors or prostitution.
Do you have Wendy’s number? I need to turn a trick tonight.
by DixieQueen August 10, 2021
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plane turner

An exceptionally putrid bowel movement. Typically liquid faeces, as on the British Airways flight forced to turn around because of a "smelly poo" on board in March 2015.
Biohazard warning! I wouldn't go in there if I was you. Someone's sprayed a Plane Turner all over the place.
by G Wizz March 17, 2015
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major turn on

A guy who can dance is a major turn on
by OnlineWorld April 24, 2016
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Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.
Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.
by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021
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Alex Turner

A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.

Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.

Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.

In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.
Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!
by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022
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