tallywacker

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

by Hikoo October 8, 2003

tolly

A person from a crap area of Worcester, England. He / she will wear big Timberland boots, sports gear, massive jewellry and the males will tuck their trousers into their socks.

There is a distinct lack of intelligence and grammar. 'Youm fick you am' is a typical example. They also drive Vauxhall Novas (kev cars) with kevved up exhaust pipes, etc.

Jesus, look at that group of tollies - what a bunch of twats

by theswirly November 17, 2003

Telly

a pimp ass guy who gets all the ladies for an unkown reason, since he is not particularly good looking. He especially likes younger girls and taking virginity. He most likely has many sexually transmitted diseases.

"eww that guy is so telly"

"man he took how many v-cards? what a fuckin' telly!"

by telly February 10, 2007

Sex Tally Hall

Sexual intercourse between the members of American Indie Rock group Tally Hall.

I hate those stupid queers Tally Hall... But I also love them. SEX TALLY HALL!

by elektrascomplex November 11, 2022

On the telly

Slang phrase alluding to a show seen on television. It can refer to something that is watched in person and not on television, such as a fight, a funny accident, or a fun person acting funny.

1. "What are you doing with that stapler? Wow, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't around to keep me entertained."

"What can I say? I'm what's 'on the telly.'"

2. "Let's go to High Street and see what's on the telly."

by kero frangipani pants February 5, 2009

tally one up

The act of engaging in sexual relations with the girlfriend of one of your friends. This can be applied even after they have broken up or if his friend really likes the girl.

"Hey Deuces, you gonna tally one up tonight?"

"Did you see who was all over Bizzle last night? Tally one up for Deuces!"

Person 1: "So what'd you guys do last night?"
Person 2: "I dont know...."
Person 1: "O sit! Tally one up!"

by Shannon Brown April 5, 2005

tallywhacker

noun. An instrument or apparatus, that when used properly, can get one's tally reduced when paying for a one-night stand.

After hearing the moans of pleasure delivered by his tallywhacker, the john demanded and received a discount.

by bigbootyluvva March 6, 2009