Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.

Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!

by bandteacher December 7, 2009

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Trumpets

Those who are for Donald Trump.

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.

by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017

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a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.

yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.

by Vajitarian April 28, 2011

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trumpetwat

Vagina with excessively large labia

His ex wife Sandy had one hell of a trumpetwat on her.

by Penny Lancaster May 20, 2010

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Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011

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