Tristan

The ugliest piece of poop to ever walk the earth. He will poop on you if he gets the chance

Guy: Tristan just pooped on me

by sebber July 17, 2019

Tristyn

Tristyn is one of of the dumbest people on the planet. She has small fists and the personality of two boxes of crackers. She also never closes the cabinet doors so yeah she's pretty cool.

Person1: Tristyn is one of the greatest prettiest most talented people in the world!

Person2: what?

by PestControlPaul January 20, 2020

triosexual

a person who also sleeps with animals

oo shit, that guy is a triosexual, be careful with him , man

by myREcycledLOVE April 25, 2006

tristen

A very jealous,childish,mutted out,too much make up wearin,hating ass female.

Who's the clown faced girl over there that everybody ran thru?
Oh,that's Tristen.

by siciliana May 8, 2014

Tristan Hamm

Someone who means the world to certain people but he doesn't see it' he pushes them out of his life. Though hes got more issues sharing his feelings then anyone known to man' he's sweet handsome and funny. He loves anything to do with video games and computers. Only the coolest person youll meet. can have a temper but he gets over things he'll grow up to be some awesome person and will have an amazing family. Should never stop smiling, because his smiles adorable.

Tristan Hamm: i have an amazing smile
Tristan: i like ham and pineapple pizza annd mcDoubles
Tristan: likes to have a good time
Tristan: needs to stop worrying about what people think of him
Tristan: .....james bond mission in school canteen

by sorrynotavailable August 14, 2011

Tristan

An amazing boy who often gets a lot of girls. Always up for a chat is is kind to everyone! Comes across as a 'player' but is extremely good looking at intelligent.

A: have you met that tristan boy? He's so kind and cute!

B: yeah! He sounds like a tristan

by 💓💘💞❣️💝💗💘💙💘💗💞💜 August 5, 2018

Tristan

An amazing, wonderful, dreamy, athletic, funny guy. Tristan is the full package and has many wonderful things to offer to whoever his lucky girl will be. Tristan is very easy to fall for, as he can be very cautious with his heart and also very hard to read. Tristan is a stud on the ice playing his favorite sport hockey. Tristan is all in all a very caring and family guy. He loves his family more than anything, and is just looking for the right girl to share all of his amazing qualities with. Although at times Tristan can get very jealous only showing that he cares and wants you. Tristan is very protective over the girl he likes and will always strive to make her happy and comfortable. If you have a Tristan in your life, you better hold onto him, and remind him how lucky you are to have him, and how special he truly is. I don't know what I would do without my Tristan.

"I wish I had myself a Tristan"
"Me too!"

by anonymous1001234 November 27, 2018