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Trigger

The most manly person in the whole universe, every one loves him. people consider him a god. Trigger is a mystery. A person who keeps you can't wrap your head around. Tall, handsome and his best feature ...his personality. With his funny and charming character he can make any young lady fall for him. Although he looks so serious all the time, he doesn't really smile.. Especially when he drives. But when he does...you must be doing something right.
Trigger it's amazing.
Trigger, smile more, please.

Wow thats a TRIGGER? I'm dating 😳
Yeah, Trigg can smash your ass in GG anytime anywhere... please do it at my home.
by herpossum,cutean December 1, 2021
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shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.
Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.
by Houlihoops September 27, 2022
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shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.
Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.
by Houlihoops September 27, 2022
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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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Trigger

One who lacks a father figure and makes a fool of themself constantly as a result of persisting to be comedic by repeating an unfunny joke.
"GUYS GO TO R/STARWARSME PLEASE GUYS PLEASE LAUGH AT ME."
"Shut up Trigger."
by The Very Real Tick January 8, 2022
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Triggered

@columbro1
@columbro1 is the most triggered account on Twitter, yo
by patriotparty January 15, 2022
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Dill Trigger

When I licked the dill trigger last night, she squirted all in my face.

King Jay killed my dill trigger last night!
by KingJay81 June 3, 2022
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