trace

Trace is a metroid prime character who has a sniper rifle and can turn invisible during certain times.
only to be played as by experienced players.

Player 1: man trace just sniped me in the head.

Player 2: yep got you good.

player 2: man i wish i was skilled.

by spenc-diamonds October 11, 2006

gaff tape

magical substance that can answer or fix almost any problem that may arise

n oproblem i got some gaff tape

by tweek December 19, 1999

Trapezoid

Trapezoid is a word to explain irrelevant people because a trapezoid is an irrelevant shape that no one wants. Who would want a trapezoid over any other shape?

Guy 1: So dude if you had to pick a shape between a circle, square, trapezoid, and a diamond, which one would you want the least?

Guy 2: Oh of course the trapezoid like why the fuck would I pick a trapezoid.

by Shape Expert December 16, 2015

turd trapeze

The act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to assure the paper stays put, and shitting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. It's called the trapeze because the turd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.

What the hell, Carlos you clogged our toilet!

Wait nevermind, it was just a turd trapeze.

by Slate Giz February 16, 2010

evil tape robot

A tape backup robot made by Sun Microsystems. The evil tape robot was created with the intention of backing up large amount of data for protection. However because of the free will directive the evil tape robot started to only back the data it wanted to. Office workers soon became aware of this and started to ask questions as to why the evil tape robot was not backing up the important stuff. That’s when people found that evil tape robot had a laser gun for and arm and It made no qualms about laserblasting office workers in the face. The evil tape robot also comes with a Datacenter Defense Directive. It will automatically defend you data center against a large force of ninjas and/or armed Georgina separatists. (Available in 2 colors).

Office Worker : “What do you mean you lost my emails”
Evil Tape Robot: “…laserblast to the face”

by JimboCo April 27, 2007

tapestry

a form of black magic used by mages in real life

my friend kept using tapestry on me by casting numerous spells which lowered my health points

by magus the 3rd April 26, 2006

Thapelo

Pure awesomeness, surrounded by total awesomeness ...a Thapelo also means "poon slayer" which referes to Greek saying "fucker of all girls"

"Omg that dude is such a Thapelo"

"Holy fucktard! Is that..OMG he looks like a Thapelo"

by Thapelo July 6, 2014