Penis Toad

It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.

Guy: im not feeling anything

Girl : is it in, are we having sex?

Guy: yes!

Girl: You have a penis toad.....

by Je12619 July 12, 2012

toady

bounty all over

bounty is a big toady

by bh November 10, 2003

Toadie

A girl who socks dick like a bullfrog swallowing a fly.

Every guy dreams of getting head from a toadie.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Toadpuppy

1) a pug
2) the queen of all that is awesome

You know who that is? That's TOADPUPPY!

by the me December 10, 2003

ToadD

FAT 'N' GAY minus $300

FAT 'N' GAY minus 300$

by Ikari September 27, 2004

toadville

At the current time, the worse possible situation/place you can be in.

Road trip: Stuck in the back seat... toadville.
Too drunk to stand.. toadville.
Going to jail.. toadville.

Fuck, I got stuck in toadville!

by Serio Tadlock December 9, 2008

toadspots

Noun, plural. Bad acne, of a clustered variety and bright red variety. The indivual pimples are notably large and pustulent, and together the bumps obtain the texture of toadskin. Gross, and unfortunately, not always the fault of the person with it. Despite medication, scrubbing, and a healthy diet, sometimes you're just a toad.

"Oh my god, I was at the pool and it was so gross, Jerry took his shirt off and his entire back was toadspots!"
"Sick!"

by datonare July 31, 2008