Snack Titties

The pillowy breasts of a soft, out of shape,overweight military male aged 18-25 years old. Most often found laying on his bunk (shirtless, trousers unbuttoned for relief) snacking on chips and candy watching Anime on You Tube. Re: SnacktivitySnacktive

Private Deyreal's increased snacktivity has gained him some real sweet SNACK TITTIES. That bitch better find a treadmill or he'll be chaptered out.

by FITOLDFK April 28, 2019

Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

Titty Bream

A pond dwelling sunfish so flat and large you have to press it up against your chest to get the hook out.

Jeff caught himself a stringer full of Titty Bream on the pond tis morning.

by Harry Biggerstaff January 5, 2020

titty pig

Logan

Logan is a titty pig

by Gotya77 April 6, 2020

titty split

A mountain of ice cream in between a woman's breasts

Did you hear Becky let her man have a titty split?

by flare 090 August 30, 2020

Smaggy Titties

Smaggy Titties is when yo bitches plastic boob implants pop and after she just got them

KEISHA YOU HAVE SMAGGY TITTIES

by A Witsa Burger Face November 2, 2020

titty ballsacks

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

by C_ntface April 12, 2017