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Tibet

Tibet was an independent country but in 1959 China invaded and annexed it, killing 1 million people and destroying 1800 temples. Of course the United Nations did nothing.
Why the U.N. didn't do anything to free Tibet from china?

Because they were too busy passing resolutions against Israel
by fuckTheUN August 21, 2003
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Justin Timberlake

One of the gayest mothafucka's ever... he's a prime example of a wigger. He had everyone following his wanksta lead until the super bowl incident with Janet Jackson... he didn't want to be black after that. He even tried to grow corn rows once, but cut them off after i threatened to kick his ass for mocking black and white people that way.

Sour Vaginal Ordor.
Keisha - Damn... girl what's that smell comin' from between your legs?

Le Le - What smell? You surious?

Keisha - Yeah bitch... smells like Justin Timberlake.

Le Le - I better schedule a doctor's appointment..
by I. Jackson December 6, 2004
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Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006
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Timberland Threesome

When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.
Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?

Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome
by mycatseatcheese August 10, 2013
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Timble

verb: To fall backwards, to unintentionally lose balance and roll.
"Did Jon just timble off the couch?"
by Cool Guy March 1, 2004
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Shiver me timbers

Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...
by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011
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shiver me timbers

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.
I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.
by Kuno May 21, 2005
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