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Penny Press

A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.
“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
by BluePug May 27, 2022
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Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024
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press bait

The act of creating headline worthy news to cover up scummy behavior.
Person 1: This program I use just removed a popular feature... I can't believe it!
Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.
by everythingsTakenAAAAA May 27, 2025
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Bench press

The bench press is the most alpha exercise to do apart from pull ups, to do bench press lay your ass on a flat bench and grab a barbell and press it up and down this exercise builds your chest shoulders and triceps, some people don’t do this exercise because of left shoulder pain
Do you have left shoulder pain? Yes when I bench press
by Hades 69 March 9, 2024
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French press

A three way with two french guys.
Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.
by Delic July 18, 2017
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PRESS

People use this term to say your mad or you tell someone else they're mad.
This man is pressed that I stole his girl ong.
by elgueroo February 5, 2021
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Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out
After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!
by SausageMoose January 9, 2022
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