pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016

Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

black and decker pecker wrecker

a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family

carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.

by stopcheatingcarlos November 4, 2017

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

by esoul January 3, 2024

Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.

Levi is such a penguin pecker!

by JLDub November 9, 2023