noodle slurper

A perjorative term for a homosexual.

Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.

by King Chre July 3, 2011

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ramen noodles

In the simplest terms, sodium soup.

Mmmmm eating Ramen Noodles is almost as good as eating salt packets from McDonalds.

by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006

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Noodle Dip

The sexual act of inserting a flacid (limp) penis into a woman's mouth or vagina.

My friend Louie noodle dipped some chick last night.

That chick was so loose that I could noodle dip her pussy.

by D-Rock C August 29, 2009

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Knocking The Noodle

1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.

I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005

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poop noodle

After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.

I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.

by shenugh April 4, 2009

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A pork noodle is a child who is kind of a slob, but is your blood relative. It is an endearing way of describing a kid who is a hog when it comes to food, and selfish when it comes to giving and helping out others in need. Pork noodles usually do what is only good for them, and they disregard the wishes of their family members. If there is delicious food in the refrigerator that does not belong to them, they will go ahead and eat all of it without asking other people if it is alright to do so.

How is my little pork noodle doing?

by Wild Bill Jr April 20, 2008

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