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zelda tears of the kingdom

the saddest fucking game known to existence and also the best game
hey, have you played zelda tears of the kingdom?
yeah, i cried for 3 days straight after i finished it
by sussibaka August 4, 2023
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The Kingler

When you're fingering a girl from behind with your middle two fingers and then you jam your thumb in her ass and pinch your thumb and fingers together like the claw of the Pokemon Kingler.
To keep her from getting away, I gave her The Kingler.
by AlyxAndRusty April 14, 2015
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the kings school

TKS is the oldest independent school in Australia for boys (or girls)and strives for academic excellence (failing)leadership and learning and realising potential, if there was any. Unlike Tara Anglican School For Girls (refer to search) Year 10 Kings 2006 are struggling to reach puberty and are definately the least sexiest year. Their year motto is "Keep your soap rope tight and your pants even tighter."
We at Tara are ashamed to be called their sister school, we were never expecting to get actual sisters.
The Kings school student: oi you!
Non Kings student: Hey the guy thats planning to grow pubes next year is calling you
by Arkrider July 26, 2006
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The Kingsdown Effect

When you’ve been through so much intervention that you just want to curl up and die.

When your human rights are descriminated against so much that you’re about as useful as a pet rock.
Damn, this is killing my self esteem, I think I have The Kingsdown Effect
by JanTheMemeGran January 31, 2019
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valley of the kings

Swindon - valley of the kings.
by VXL July 17, 2004
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valley of the kings

A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.
There be big pyramids there
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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The kingslayer

Cutting off ones hand and then masturbating in the hope of finishing before you bleed out. Using a picture of a sibling is recommended but not manditory.
Man it sucks Jamie only has one hand left for high fives because that dude pulled off the kingslayer in record time.
by Stoodge101 July 28, 2016
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