Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.

Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.

by dffgdddd February 4, 2010

Pile of statue

What locals call an infamous, overpriced, piece of "art" located smack dab in the center of downtown for all to see. Intended to look like a coiled up snake, it actually looks like a pile of ----. Hence the name "Pile of statue".

While driving through downtown San Jose on W. San Carlos Blvd,

Friend: Holy crap, what's that?
Local: That my friend, is the city councils latest embarassment, the infamous San Jose Pile of Statue!

by PDiddzle July 16, 2009

Tool Status

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

by alexblanch April 13, 2010

Status Import

Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.

Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn

Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import

by J'adore UD April 16, 2010

Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.

Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."

by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010

master status

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.

Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status

by rgloc February 23, 2009

Gold Statue

You turn someone into a Gold Statue when you roll/bury them in snow and then pee on them.

I swear to god you throw another snowball at me and i'mma turn your ass into a Gold Statue!

by kcVIP December 23, 2008