Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.

“Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”

by Squactus January 6, 2020

D pressed no work

When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.

The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021

Politicooleky Press

The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.

The Politicooleky Press is the best dang Eastern Kentucky Politics blog on the levisa!

by Isaac Shelby December 29, 2021

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

Pressed

Shortened term for depressed or depression, commonly used by the crackheads or secret squad, used along with a matching gang sign hand symbol thingy.

Wow she pressed about emmas mom giving her a salad.

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

putin press

Gay sex move

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press

by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020

Chat Press

1. When people debate or argue online well past the original point and it gets off topic.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.

Damn! This dude still responding although that shit was a week ago. He trying to Press chat the trend.

I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.

This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.

Chat Pressing

by This Black guy said once October 18, 2021