holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

industrial holiday

noun - a word used by bitter single people to describe Valentine's Day

"Edan : "Valentine's day is an industrial holiday

by urikdaffy February 13, 2019

Greek Holiday

An erection lasting seven days. Specifically while on holiday with a gay lover with a Roman name like Octavion or Augustus

I had a Greek Holiday during my vacation to Italy. Don’t tell my wife!

by Percival Witherspoon March 8, 2023

Porn holiday

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.

Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt

by 420 Icarus 420 November 26, 2021

Holiday sky chonk

A turkey in flight.

Look in that tree, a holiday sky chonk!

by J9w June 11, 2022

Holiday

She is gorgeous and pretty, but usually short in height. She is talented in everything like singing, drawing, and arguing. She is lovely and is the best wife materials. One more thing, their boyfriends are usually handsome and talented like her also

Wow! I think her name should be Holiday!

by Pretty yummy November 23, 2021

Holiday Hamlet

An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue

"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 10, 2021