Fort squat

Fort squat

“Fort squat”

by Not pro jelqer May 9, 2022

Fort Berthold

To get a girl pregnant and proceed to leave the baby with grandma, while you party

Yo, did you hear that Sam hand another kid? Whatttt, he pulled another Fort Berthold??

by creatoroffortb November 21, 2019

Fort Wayne

A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.

Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.

by Frankenstein's Monster April 15, 2023

Fort Recovery

Fort Recovery is where all the Christian girls are. They might have some extreme viewpoints, but at least they are actually funny. The girls are kind, and there's even some guys who won't call you slurs behind your back xoxo <3

She goes to Fort Recovery? She's definitely hotter than the last snob I dated

by Sue Doe Nymn January 11, 2023

Forte

Forte is the coolest guy out there. His name means "strong" and "cool" at the same time. You will madly fall in love with Forte as soon as you get to know him a bit. He is the guy you would spend your entire life with, when you discover how he can master any type of art, from diving and surfing to cooking and drawing. You need to fix anything or you need help with something? You name it, Forte can do it.
He is also extremely handsome and has long eyelashes.

Girl #1: "Wow, Forte is here!"
Girl #2: "Hey, I saw him first! He is mine!"

by albione November 22, 2021

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.

That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.

by chaivalla March 23, 2024

Fort Worth facial

When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.

I ate to many burritos and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane May 10, 2018