floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.
I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017
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floppy is audi

probably a pigeon flopping about in a city square (notably piccadilly gardens)
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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