Derp

A nooby or pointless person, this word can also be meant as a way to say someone is stupid. See noob for the way derp can be meant in video games.

That guy is so derpy. He is totaly a derp, does not even know how to reload

by StickmanOfDoom March 13, 2016

Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time

I was completely derping while playing that game

by Cptvodkaboi December 3, 2020

derp

( O vO ) Its an amazing way of life

weeeeeeee i derp

by WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY December 19, 2018

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

derp

Derp is what an irrational debater says when confronted with irrefutable logic.

Tony: The illusion of a god functions just the same way like a non-oberservable god.
John: Derp.

by Steven George June 16, 2016

Derp Führer

Donald fucking Trump

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2025

Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016