Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 03, 2024

Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up

I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game

by Littlemissdtm January 17, 2023

Crunch

If your number sounds off by one when counting time then your answer is crunch.

I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019

crunch

basically saying you’d fuck her

“have you seen adri?” “yeah man i’d definitely crunch!”

by Teki May 31, 2023

crunch

death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.

OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.

That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!

Maryland is so crunch.

by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 14, 2009

crunch

crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.

Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!

by im a star April 08, 2023

Crunch

Plural form for a group of scarabs aka June bugs;

A crunch of June bugs is like a murder of crows or a barrel of monkeys or a tower of giraffes

by Bambi barrister July 01, 2022