Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

Sperm Cocktail

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.

Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.

by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025

Beer Cocktail

When you have beer left over after many nights of drinking that has collected into a large ammount of Alcohol usually with many different types of beer. When you decide to drink this ungodly concauction it usually results in everyone fighting over the best beer in the lot.

Hey man you want to drink tonight? I have a huge beer cocktail after the party last night.
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken

by Chunkierfish November 27, 2012

Gods Cocktail

The act of ingesting a woman’s period blood, discharge and urine during coitus

I slurped the gods cocktail from that girls cuzzif

by Skillige November 28, 2025

safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.

Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?

by JYoTX December 26, 2011

Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.

"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"

by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024