has me in a chokehold

something or someone that has control over you/your mind

them: isn't this idol pretty?
me: yeah she has me in a chokehold.

by starlingkismet August 06, 2023

I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

Brew-Ha-Warrior

A title obtained by accomplishing incredible feats in the quest for more beer.

Holy shit, did you just see the Brew-Ha-Warrior pound out those Keystones then destroy a mailbox?

by MLeiss April 21, 2010

Beach has a deck

When a girl low key isn't a girl.

Another way of saying that bitch has a dick.

"Yo Jeanne is fine af" "Haha man that beach has a deck if you know what I'm saying" "bro how you know?" "what pshhhh I don't"

by moneytrees98 October 24, 2019

the crab has juice.

To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.

Look at this man's jacket: the crab has juice.

by Ervaela January 09, 2015

eilidh has jaundice

the best friend group to ever exist.

i love you guys.

Random dude: Yo those people seem pretty close
Random dude's friend: That's an Eilidh Has Jaundice group if I've ever seen it

by the author of LotJ November 04, 2019

jimin has no jams

An Inside joke from the bts fandom where Rm tells Jimin in a bangtan bomb (behind the scene vlogs) that he’s not funny/fun or trying to diss him by saying “jimin u got no jams”

Sofia is so boring she’s like jimin, jimin has no jams

by De4da55 September 07, 2020