telefunken

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;

"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"

by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006

Telesford

1. Often known as the sexiest of all sexy beasts. Females know this person as the "other God of love". Giggity. Makes females horny on contact whether by plain speech or flirtation. Gives females orgasms by looking at them. Plain beast of love.

2. Very powerful name. This person often demands respect. If not given, this person will either resort to brain power or use his/her body power. Often known to be dangerous by either method.

3. A smart person, usually the top of his class, who doesn't particularly like to fight, although in a dangerous situation, will unleash his/her inner beast, like a tiger he/she will destroy the person starting with the face and ending with the destruction of the person.

4. this person is usually the best friend of a Martinez or a Jackman or a Smith.

"Did you see Telesford the other day. He/she totally got me hot and bothered when he/she walked past me."

"I know. He/she totally demands respect."

by joeman1642 April 7, 2009

Telekepenis

It's when your penis has telekenetic powers.

-My penis sense is tingling.

-DUDE! You must have telekepenis!

-OMG! I DO!

by Ernest Flem May 17, 2011

Telebropathic

When you communicate with your bro, through a look.

Telepathic powers between bros if you will.

My buddy had a chick over the other night that he is trying to get on a date with and she seems interested. Suddenly she told us she was inviting her other semi boyfriend thing over, and he and I looked at eachother and instantly had a telebropathic conversation of,

Him: What the fuck?
Me: Dude I don't know, Da Fuck.
Him: Well I'm done with that.
Me: I don't blame you.

Night moved on.

by FatElbowsAreMyThing August 5, 2014

telek

Telek means "Poo" in english.

you can use it when you get suprised, or you mad at people.

First ex:
Chicken's poo ; Telek Ayam
Bird's poo ; Telek Burung
and other.

second ex:
friend: jelek banget sih lu!
me: TELEK lu!

by aaaaaaaaiyayayaaaaa February 23, 2015

Teleport

The ability to spontaneously travel from place to place

This helps with:
Going to work
Going to school
Going to stores
Going to a friend’s house
Robbing banks
Avoiding plane trips

Get out of awkward situations

I just had to teleport away, it was getting too awkward

by Name_definer September 25, 2017

TelePug

TelePug was an OC created by TelePug Does Stuff On YouTube, based on the video game series Slendytubbies, TelePug is known for having green fur, and eye being the color green and the other being the color red, and he wears a signature green baseball cap with the letter "T" on it. TelePug is the same height as the fictional character known as Tinky Winky, From Slendytubbies.

TelePug is a slendytubbies OC

by TelePug July 28, 2018