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Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021
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tedding

Taking care of an inanimate object or creature (like a teddy bear).
They were tedding their stuffed animals.
by Djasa December 27, 2023
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TED talk

A lengthy and detailed explanation about a particular topic, usually in an educational setting.
Daniel: I have just finished my teaching session.
Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!
by DanielJJ December 29, 2021
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Fort Ted

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"
by wazzcock September 11, 2022
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Ted Nugent

Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.
Ted Nugent is the ultimate test of separating the art from the artist
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2024
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Ted Dekker

Christian author who likes ripping characters hearts out. You might not survive his books, but but it will be exciting to see you go.
I like this character, too bad Ted Dekker is going to kill him in the second half, even if he is the main character.
by epl692 December 15, 2021
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