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Tampon

NRL pretender Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3 weeks.
Tampon, alternatively know as a million dollar a year athlete Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3.
by Knoughtspoon April 1, 2022
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used tampon

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis
"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Tampon Bill

by Gotya77 April 7, 2020
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.
"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"
by Lotek March 2, 2015
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Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.
That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.
by Boar1 May 12, 2024
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