two dolla hoe

A wordhoe/word that costs two United States dollars a pop.

I fucked that two dolla hoe last night!

by |darc| December 8, 2002

Two Girls One Sandbox

This name, very deceiving, is not about two girls and one sandbox. Rather, it is about a girl shoving a popsicle down a someones penis, while he screams with pain. I would advice against watching this, it is very gross.

I looked up Two Girls One Sandbox one day on google. I am now scarred for life and will never leave my house again.

by ProLine's #1 Biggest Fan! December 9, 2018

two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.

Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.

by RPOC November 22, 2007

Two Pigs in a Blanket

When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.

“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”

by Trpldckng October 26, 2018

two turtles fucking

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.

Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"

by Pork King October 14, 2005

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

Two Step

its a dance, hardcore kids do thats done to a certain beat of a song that u cant really hardcore dance to, so you two step to the beat the music. its take quite some skill to two step

iys done by taking two steps foer every step u take, its complicated to explain.

by ill nino April 7, 2005