You funnel a full bottle of alcohol (your choice) into your partners butthole. Next you place a cork nice and deep, and instruct them to push. A tornado of sexy warm shit alcohol will spew from their ass, you must catch enough in your mouth to get drunk for it to count.
by Texasstingerlover September 30, 2025

A tornado interceptor that intercepts tornadoes via probes with a max top road speed of 140 while a top dirt road speed of 65 mph.
by ZeEmosPlayerz August 16, 2025

by Animosus May 6, 2018

A rotating column of air with winds excessive of 42 miles per hour+, often extending from a thunderstorm cloud.
I have spotted a tornado on the ground.
by Trainguy15 January 7, 2021

Bobby found a four wheeler that the twister dropped undamaged in his front yard . It runs, so it's practically a tornado discount.
by Mauser'sDaDa November 17, 2020

Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.
by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

by Baddie33344 June 26, 2021
