the whomping willow 

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

the whomping willow by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017

The Wholly One

When the number one is conventionally chosen to represent the totality of something or a group of things, from which equal parts or subgroups, often known as fractions, result.

Like the holy one who receives special treatment even in nonreligious quarters, the wholly one is widely favored than other whole numbers (in spite of having multiple factors) even in nonmathematical circles.

The Wholly One by Fasters April 6, 2023

The Whole Crew 

A shortened version of the statement, "The Whole Crew is going to rape you." It is often used as an ambiguous threat. Pirates may use this as a form of punishment around the ship.

If the Whole Crew were to gangrape someone who wasn't their own shipmate, they would fire that person out of a cannon after every crewman had his turn.

Crewman 1: I love Sematary!
Captain: The whole crew.
*Crewman 1 gets violently raped by the entire crew*

The Whole Crew by piratelarp October 18, 2023

Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

Got the whole tree up your ass by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

Don't Show the Whole Gorilla 

In music, the Phrase "Don't show the whole gorilla" means to avoid giving full volume in any crescendos untill the song's climax, thus "hiding the gorilla". The phrase comes from king kong, in which the audience is teased and hinted at to what is behind the curtain when kong is captured.

Band Director:On this next run-through, use your phrasing and dynamics well, but Don't Show the Whole Gorilla untill measure 74.

Don't Show the Whole Gorilla by MExibone January 19, 2011

the whole Mexican army is after us! 

A phrase to be used when you are being chased by approximately eight people of Hispanic descent.

"Cop Out"- That scene when 8 Mexican gangsters chase Gabriella and the white cop says: "The whole Mexican army just chased Gabriella into the garage!"

the whole Mexican army is after us!

the whole Mexican army is after us! by darklord87 March 12, 2012

ur poppa gets the whoppa 

Worse than “ur mum gay”, “ur dad lesbian”, and also “ur granny tranny” this is the worst insult in the human race and only a pure intellectual can block this insult, but most of these “intellectuals” will die within the next few hours

Xx-memelord-xX - “ur mum gay”
Vape-lord-nord69 - “no u”
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur daddy lesbian”
Vape-lord-nord69- “no u” (struggling to stand)
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur granny tranny”
Vape-lord-nord69 - “no u” (struggling to breathe)
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur poppa gets the whoppa”
Vape-lord-nord69 - (dies instantly not getting a chance to reply)

ur poppa gets the whoppa by Nate higgers and juck fews March 12, 2018