The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 11, 2013
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Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.
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by Capt. Ahab! March 18, 2021
Get the whale plunging mug.Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.
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Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
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Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!
by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022
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