When a man's parts are in any way visible through awkward tightness in the pants, poor sitting position, wearing "banana hammock" underwear with running shorts or experiencing a frontal wedgie. The male version of camel toe.
Coffeeshop:
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.
by Pherocious August 23, 2010
by thedude December 22, 2004
by Barry and Tamara July 18, 2003
by Big Jim D November 08, 2003
A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 30, 2006
The soft stinky stuff that gathers between your toes. Only takes one day of not bathing to accumulate.
by Pat Schulz November 04, 2003
Guy: Hey baby how are you?
Girl: CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's when the sisterhood of the traveling facials in our bananahammock CUMSHOT on the guy!! We literally save our girl from the enemy.
p.s. Bananahammock means speedo
Girl: CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's when the sisterhood of the traveling facials in our bananahammock CUMSHOT on the guy!! We literally save our girl from the enemy.
p.s. Bananahammock means speedo
by MarimiaU February 10, 2009