used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.

There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.

by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015

used tampon

a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse

"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the unfaithful penis that has been used by more than one person until forever

"I just cheated on my ex cuz I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

tampon soup

When you eat a girl out on her period

" i bet you had tampon soup last night"
"Fuck you joe, she wasnt on her period"

by Throwedreal December 20, 2016

Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.

Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.

by I_like_farts August 14, 2024