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Maxxing

The act of increasing the volume on speakers, headsets, or stereos in increments to their limit before utter hardware failure while playing very heavy music capable of rupturing ear drums or producing hallucinogenic images.
A.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and..."
Friend 2: "Dude, I tried that and my hair fell out like a week later. I found out I have a malignant tumor on my brain now. 'Twas well worth it."

B.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and...."
Friend 2: "Dude I tried that and my eyes started to bleed and I ruptured my appendix."
by EvasionX2 May 5, 2011
mugGet the Maxxingmug.

Max

The worst fucking fortnite player on the goddamn planet. Dude plays console and claims he's "a fucking god" but the dude is fucking TRASH. He also like big fat cock in his mouth when he plays, explaining why he is so brutally awful. If you are named max, fuck you.
No max, im not fucking reviving you you fucking trashcan
by LukeBright32 April 22, 2019
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

The biggest asshole in the universe Dont come across him he has a micro small dick
by Dinogamer786_YT November 29, 2018
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

He is not a thicc boi he is slim
by plzboi March 2, 2018
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

Max is a puppet master if you meet a Max he will control your tits with his charm if you meet a Max he'll make you tend to his every wish but for a price but his weakness is any one named Madison
Max) Hi I'm Max
Owen) What do you want master
by Polishmafi4 April 12, 2019
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

A cool guy who has a penis and is sexy and chases after hot chicks
girl1:hey why is max following us

girl2:because he is sexy max
by bestman001 March 6, 2018
mugGet the Maxmug.

max

a retarded retard that’s wears retarded cologne. he sucks dick and chews the tips off, free circumsision. if max is attracted to a girl her name has to be very feminine with a masculine nickname like, sam. he also is a rich play-boy that totally played two gays and a female by the name of all sam.
person one: max circumsized me and now i’m leaking jizz
by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019
mugGet the maxmug.

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