Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.

"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"

by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

The Stephen Hawking

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.

by localpirate November 1, 2014

York Hawk

A humorous name that sounds like York Hawk when you say it fast, more convincing as a real name than Yurk Hawk

Fred: Say York Hawk but fast
Wayne: York Hawk
Fred: Haha I made you say Your Cock
Wayne: York Hawk is very small.

by X-Headows May 28, 2021

Semen Hawking

When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.

The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.

by wammywammy November 25, 2022

Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.

... .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / --. .- ...- . / -- . / .- / ... . -- . -. / .... .- .-- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- -- .- --.. .. -. --. .-.-.-
Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.

by anonymous November 25, 2022

Stephen hawking

Stephen hawking is that one wheelchair guy. Oh and he's dead now

Yeah this fucker Stephen hawking. He was ok. But now he's dead. Oh well.

by Finnagen March 14, 2018